...and then i thought about the first lady for a moment.

i dunno what is wrong with me. even during the busiest times ive ever been through i keep my blog(s) updated. i read and comment on blogs.i even blogged from my mobile when i dont have internet. i read blogs from my mobile for one whole month. i read stuff on the net, watch stuff on the tubes and flickr. but now it’s all gone.

I am kinda bizee right now.. but i think, generally it’s just layzee. im fukin bored and lazy. im frusty and dusty.im unfit and fucked. im in the kingdom of boredom.i think i AM the king of boredom. ok, what ever. exams are near and im gettin nervous. now i think i know why i get nervous like this. Last week i was a lab rat for psychology students in their practical exams and the teacher told me after an experiment that i am 4 percent extrovert. that; i already knew. im an extreme introvert, i always know that.even when I was a kid. but wtf? 84 percent neurotic too?!! duh. stuhpid psychology. i think that is too much, even for me. i dont want to go all exameee here, ok. coz exams come and go all the time. that is what we do. we do exams, we get jobs and then we die.

so.. what was i sayin? oh.. yeah. i was gonna rant. not about me, but about this thing which came to my mind today. Have you ever thought; "wtf is a first lady?"? it is a name give to a married, heterosexual, monogamous, president's wife. from the wikipedia article i understood it originated from USA- like many other bullcrap the world have got today. in the US they refer to wives of other executives like governors also by that name. they even have a special page on the whitehouse website for the president’s wife. Today i read in an associated press news article; someone was referring to the first lady as co-president. Stuhpid fuckers let Hilary Clinton mess up their health care system. Laura Bush gave a press conference at the Whitehouse briefing room, calling the Burmese government to accept foreign aids.So much for first ladies in the US.
I just don’t get these things.i just dont. Is there any chance that one day, women will run for first lady? What would their debates be about, I wonder. Sex and taking care of their husbands? or would it be like a beauty contest? Or will it be about their intellectualy capability? naah. it wont be an issue, no one cares about it when electing a president also.

i was wondering how did it make to Maldives? There is no official document which oblige us to call the president's wife by that name.but hey, we hear it all the time in the media. In the government media too, including the official documents of the office of the President. So we use it anyway.we are a bunch of idiots who believe and accept anything they say. you say name it, we'll buy it! thats us. Usually , in many countries like the US , these women do some interesting stuff. like charity or social work or sometimes gets involved in politics. We didn’t get to see many first ladies; the last one had this NGO which did a lot of work. It had outdone the national thalassaemia centre in fighting thalassaemia. impressive eh? Shez a strong woman. we are proud of her. she was able to make the president forgive her brother and include him in the cabinet even after he was guilty of corruption and tried to kill the president. Another interesting thing about her is that she did not wear the burugaa (veil) like most of the Maldivian women now do. No one could force her to do that. and apparently it was something a lot of Maldivians were very very concerned about. Maybe a valid concern given that, (apparently) God takes a lot of interest in these matters. These minute details about the tiny island nation's first lady's dresscode. He is so serious about this that from time to time he sends tsunamis and heavy rain; just as a simple reminder.what can we say,he is the all seeing all powerful. But I think, instead of crying out ayahs from the Quran and call Gayoom irreligious, the concerned people of Maldives could have solved it much more easily. just go to the 'first' lady and say this- very politely: "hey ma'm. Who do you think pay for your clothes, eh? we do! so when we say wear the veil, you wear the fuckin veil. no excuses, ok!" Well, if we should take so much interest in the personal affairs of the president (like who he sleeps with), we might as well try this. wouldn’t hurt to ask for that much.btw, Is there any allowance for the first lady? Under Article 102 of the constitution, the majlis have to decide on the salaries and benefits of the President. I bet there will be a huge sum of money for her in that.

It is not even a real job or post. It’s like 'intern to the chief' – the one which George gets to be in grey's anatomy. He is just an intern. She is just a wife. Just because the president screws her all the time doesn’t make her any special than other women. If it is so, what would happen when a womanizer becomes the president? Every girl he fucks becomes a numbered lady?then we might end up with the threehundred and first lady soon….Now dont give me that crap about marriage is not that and blah blah. i already know it. but even if love and commitment is brought in here, still doesn’t make any difference. She is still his wife. Okkkk... maybe it’s how things are, even if for no good reason. Alright then!! she is special. And we call her first lady anyway. I have no problem with that. maybe.But there are some serious questions which come to my mind, when i think about this. So i will just share some of these here. These issues should be discussed in the parliament, i am sure these are much more serious and important than most of the crap that goes on in there now.

It seems, if the president is a woman (naoozubillahi, milobuvethinvathan islaankan mathee abadhah) there will be a first gentleman. I think the same will apply if the president is gay and married to a guy (naoozubillahi, may he save us from the fate of sodom). Also, i have read that the vice-president's wife is sometimes called the second lady.

But what if, instead if instead of Anni, Gasim was elected president this time? would his second wife be called that (second lady)? would we then, have a third lady. too? and possibly a fourth lady. How do we give numbers to them? is it done by the order of the consummation of marriage? what if he divorces his first wife then marries her again? would she be first again, or should she be demoted to third?

Is it fair that Gasim gets paid from government funds for all his wives and Gayoom got paid for one only? To make it fair, should we give the sum of money for four wives even if the president have only one wife? What if a sheikh from Adhaalath party is elected president and he wants four wives and jaariyaas (sex slaves)? Should we build a harem for him? Should we not include anything about the first lady in the constitution or in our laws? are there any now?

Another piece of information i would like to share with you; "Graça Machel,is the third wife of former South African president Nelson Mandela and the widow of the late Mozambican president Samora Machel". she was the first lady of two countries. Maldivians doesnt seem to like this, which is why they wanted to bar Dr. Hassan Saeed from running for presidency just because he is married to a malaysian. But isnt that his own problem? So what, Anni's wife is a Maldivian but that does not mean he cant have an affair with a foreigner, let alone a threesome. It is also possible that he fall in love with a foreigner. If that thing against foreign first ladies was passed, would Anni have to step down if he falls in love with a foriegner? Is that a matter of national security? Maybe they would lock his dick and password protect it with a combination of two passwords - one for the 'first lady' one for the head of the Military. Cant be too careful, its a matter of national security.

Well, i think its enough to make you think about this. I can come up with few more questions like this. but im sleepy. that's my thing now. i sleep. that's all folks! duty calls, i gotta go.