enough of bra colors, where you like it and brand names : itz time for a smoke!

do i need to explain anymore? i bet uve all seen it on facebook. for those of you who dint notice it, this is about some viral status update thingy..read more from here. right! breast cancer awarenes. :/

any excuse to talk abt sex/relationship status while claiming itz about some sort of cancer awareness campaign. tsk. ive been telling these brand name guys to "Just Do It". but it seems, this is a very human thing. people like double entendres, ambiguous language and...most importantly...to talk about sex and mating. and so, as part of my current (very recent) endeavor to understand and embrace (atleast some of the) fads and crazes of my society (i call it; "giving in to the tunaeffect")... i have decided to actually play this lame...uh.. i mean.. game.

i present you....

smoking against lung cancer - update your status, fight lung cancer!

single = light cigarettes

in love = theyo bidi

unhappy in love = rashu bidi

in a relationship = hard cigarettes

married = dhun gudugudaa

engaged = suttaa

frustrated = hiki dhunfaiy[ganesh/(i)skoal(u)]

out of sex= rolling my own cigarettes

NOTE: *unlike these status updates, there is an ACTUAL social media campaign to beat cancer everywhere>>>For every tweet, Facebook status update, or blog post containing the #beatcancer hashtag, eBay/PayPal and MillerCoors will be donating 1 cent to cancer research. for real? i dunno. u find out. read more abt it!

** everyone knows that smoking tobacco is a risk factor (not a cause, despite what almighty bilal might have told ya) for lung cancer. also, chewing 'hiki dhunfaiy' and snuff AINT SAFE either. as uve noticed, i have included theyobidi/weed in the list...this, however does not (no conclusive evidence yet) have such a connection to cancer. also, it is being used for medical purposes. im just saying.