The maldivian haabees have dissapointed me. really. :(
smoking is haraam, movies are haraam. music is haraam,secularism and democracy is haraam.tom and jerry and mickey mouse are haraam. travelling without a mahram,showing hair and using perfume are all haraam for women.and the list goes on.
They protest over changes in alchohol regulations, when a muslim converts, about the new curriculum,about diplomatic relations with israel, about something written on the internet..etc. They make facebook groups against their critics, against cocacola, issued death threats against secularists and that one guy who converted from islam for a few hours...etc.
BUT!
But they fail to issue any verdict against the worldcup. they did not protest against it, or even make a goddamned facebook group against it. instead they converted their haabee screens of doom (HSDs) in to worldcup screens, bought TVs for their homes/shops, and started enjoying the matches. you heard it. they are ENJOYING a worldly sport. what the frack is this? something is really wrong here.
im not gonna just sit around when the only passionate and devoted buncha people (you so-called liberals are wussies!) in my country screw up over some lame game. (apologies, football fans. no disrespect. but i dont like football).... so i decided to set aside our differences and help them out. i decided to do it for them and get everything back to normal.for this reason today...today im gonna frigging give a fatwah. oh yeah. brother moyameehaa is gonna give you one really kickass fatwa today. now listen! read!
[taliban militants demonstrating the proper use of a soccer field.]
the world cup is haraam for many reasons. but since 10 is an important and serious number; id give you ten reasons. they are:
- men displaying their awrah (hedhun laigen oriyaamun, as our beloved mullahs would/should put it). behaving in ways which can provoke sexual desires of women and gay men. immodesty.
- supporting kafir nations like the evil america and portugese!?! this is unacceptable. imitating the kuffaar is common during worldcups. wearing their jerseys, flags and copying their hairstyles. then there are the vuvuzelas. obviously it is not really a 'musical' instrument, but it is part of south african kafir culture and made in kafir communist china!
- people watching football even when it is prayer time. just like music is haraam for being an 'idle waste of time'. a friend told me there were only two rows in their neighbourgood mosque when the game was on. i told him even those few people could problyy be the hardcore supporters of some team praying for victory.
- too much female skin. there are the football fan chicks and cheerleading gals - flashing once in a while. yeah, this is the only time you get to see a naked boob on maldivian national television. and therez the waka waka song. it is straight from hell. what moves. what the shakira! masha allah! i mean, naoozbillah.
- people waste a lot of money buying TVs,sound systems (to 'listen' to worldcup yeah), setting up screens, decorating rooms,buying airtel dish (which is also haraam for showing christian channels),buying a lot of food,buying calendars, books,stickers...etc. such waste of money are always haraam.
- media and some local companies have started betting on these games in the name of sms lucky draw quiz. more haraam activities.
- people stay late to watch football. its a cause for being late for work, and sometimes causes you to miss dhamunamaadhu and fajr prayer. and staying up late for such an evil activity and missing prayers because of that is totally unacceptable. it is leading you astray. haraam again.
- mixing of men and women at the football stadium and places (public screens and even rooms) where people watch the matches. we can hear women laughing and screaming too.calling out names of football players. astaghfirullah.
- the world cup is sponsored by greedy kafir capitalist corporations who probably have connections with the freemasons and all. you are helping them. boycott worldcup and boycott cocacola too.
- it does not follow the saudi fatwa on rules for halal football.
being a mere mortal this is the best i could do. i sincerely hope that Adhaalath Party would forgive any mistakes i might have made here. Adhaalath Party knows best.
42 comments:
adu ahaa kiyamanvan.
It's all true. I see it now. Thank you, moyameehaa, for showing me the error of my ways. I'm going to go repent by beating my four wives and banging my 9-year-old female concubine immediately.
LOL!
N this is why the Somalis have the right idea about football, n are doing house to house searches n shooting those found watching football!
LOL!!!! these so called "true believers" as they label themselves are full of double standards!
haha, this is hilarious!
aaaaaaahhhh (heavenly music) i have seen the light now... you should give more fatwas and this country would be purified from its jaahil state
When faced with overwhelming football fever, Mullahs have somehow concluded that soccer is halal! Shortly they will come out with a weak hadhees or an Aayaiy from quruan to justify that.
But good article man!
Mao
Masha'Allah, Masha'Allah
kaey thee haadha coolu lhae ekey! mivaru post eh adhi nudheken.
moyameehaa olhigen ves thiyoyhee ran'galah ki ifa. kekeke
majeed.
ps: adhi mi firihenkulhi/sissy yaaminu aa, hilathaa (e run'di maruveetha?), saimanu aa, muruthadhu nazimu aa, firihen aaniyaa aa, mikahala dhe thin moya in ulhunas aharemen haa heh nuvaane. hama feli feli thiben jeheynee. noonee jehey nee gotheh nethigen rakkaa vaan! goru boe! kekeke dhen la la laaa ... anni ves bunee thi aalaathun nakah support eh netho.
(don't think this will get published, so here is another goru boe from us Maldivian non-athiests kekeke)
Fuck you. Just because you don't understand or like football doesn't mean you have a right to talk trash about it.
That's the thing I don't like about you fag atheists. You can't keep away from shit without some smartass comments even if it doesn't concern you. No self restraint.
if there's a 'like' button on this article I'd definitely click it :P
LOL! Great article. You should really start giving fatwas!
good one!! LOL
maybe they watch football because there are too many balls - anything that is sexual (not womanly) but children and other men will do for them!!!
good one!! LOL
maybe they watch football because there are too many balls - anything that is sexual (not womanly) but children and other men will do for them!!!
12) supporters drink too much beer at matches
Please fix the end of your post.
"Adhaalath Party (and Adhaalath Party Only) knows best."
thanx guys. somebody's gotta do it, right? eheh
and i might post more fatwas in the future too... where they fail to issue one.
@Brother.GH and @Brother.Dave; swearing,delusional paranoia, false accusation, indirect threats...interesting haabee arguments there. congratulations.
and what the frack is 'right to talk trash about football'? and why do you say football doesnt concern me? is it the 'ministry of islamic and football affairs' now? is it haraam to even comment about foot ball aswell? enlighten me brothers.
Enlighten you? How? that's like asking one to also enlighten atheist Simone and atheist Yaameen. They already KNOW EVERYTHING! Talk about everything Islam and yet don't even believe in the existence of God. In between every 5 minutes try to mock Islam and the Maldivians who believe.
Enlighten you? Kekeke. Real Funny.
football is halal BECAUSE it's gay.
@ Anonymous at 22/6/10 23:17. Who gave you the right and wisdom to declare others as Kaafairs. Maybe just cos those guys don't agree with the version of "Islam" that you sell and believe in (which we call it Salafiyaa or Wahhabi, or what ever they call it) does not mean they are NOT muslims. This is the problem with you guys, you just want everyone to follow what you think is right.
It is also said that Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said, “Should you become eager to mention another’s faults, recall your own” (Ar-Rafi)
“O you who believe! Shun much suspicion; for lo! some suspicion is a sin.”
[49:11]“O ye who believe! let not one people deride another people, who may be better than they, nor let women deride other women, who may be better than they. And defame not your own people, nor call one another by nicknames. Bad indeed is evil reputation after the profession of belief; and those who repent not are the wrongdoers.”
Today we see these so called "Islam loving" pople calling their brothers Atheists, Gays, Lesbians and other names and they do all this in the name of Islam thinking they are standing up for Islam. IS THIS the ISLAM that you are defending? Is this how your Prophet lived. Would he be happy with you? bringing bad name to him and his people. Killing in the name of him. Sad indeed.
This is classic football hooligan behaviour. Who needs reason to mock anything?
hypocrites the whole lot of them.
I totally agree with this fatwa. Though i think you should have claimed that football fields are spherical for good measure. we all know how people like to debunk well establish facts with their fatwas.
Jeez Louise!! Hell man! We have seen the light! Thank you brother! We are now proceeding to take our imbedded butts from the couch.
I like. :>
Owwwww ... luks like your boyfriend on a destructive path :
http://dhiislam.com/?p=3125
hahahaha. naazimu out. now anhen hillatu out. next to go braindead, this yaaminu and saimanu and u, the loudmouth allknowing moyameeha riluwaanu. then only left with firihen aanyaaa.
sorry. sorry. LOL. what a pathetic atheist movement this is.
last anonymous.
if the prophet was alive today, what do you think he would say about that comment of yours? so it is not islam, it is not the prophet's example...so what the hell are you wahhabi creeps really?
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and you will see the result from that persons football life,
and dont forget to see this blog
http://www.hikumaiy.blogspot.com
Dont talk abt religion when u do not knw what u are talking abt
Anyone who hates any part of what the Messenger of Allaah [sal-Allaahu `alayhe wa sallam] has declared to be lawful has nullified his Islaam, even though he may act in accordance with it. Allaah Most High says (in the meaning):
{This is because they hate what Allaah has sent down, so he has made their deeds fruitless}, [Soorah Muhammad, Aayah 9].
{Say: Was it Allaah, and His signs and His Messenger that you were mocking? Make no excuse; you have DISBELIEVED after you had believed}, [Soorah at-Towbah, Aayahs 65-66].
Try repenting...May Allah guide u ppl
i don't know what else to say without sounding wrong, but i totally agree with u!
hahaha!! that is SO true! they are all bollocks
the anonymous who asked me to repent; and you wont know when or why i have to repent.do you watch worldcup? are you a haabee? then definitely you need to repent.
thats not all; the other day i saw 5 haabee men swimming in boxers! yeah...only women have awrah. friggin hypocrites. once you start pointing fingers at other people and threaten them; do expect others to do the same for you.
you could have just pointed out what exactly is wrong with the post instead of asking me to repent.so again, i ask you...why do you say i have to repent? if i have mocked anyone it is hypocrites who demand people to obey their extremist ways, and make takfir of other muslims. i did NOT mock islam, the prophet or muslims in general. besides, islam teaches us that hypocrites will be in the deepest pits of hell. even below the apostates.
Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.
This is fucking epic! xD Haha...well you made more sense then those so called experts in our society =P
come on, you cant take the cheerleaders and the girls around to make this haraam. its our own choice to watch it or not. sports is a good thing. its TOTAL entertainment. the cheerleaders are another thing.
its part of life so i say this whole thing is just stupid accept for some reasons.
subuhaanollah, alhugandu mehnah kurevunu kanthakah thaubaa vaan vee avahah. Moya meehaa, there are more people like you in maldives than you might think. lmfao after reading this post
Maumoon vs Kandukos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpE8pnHEGfE
The third message from heaven...
If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand, The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
you are talking about religion tolerance on your blog and where is that tolerance now? kekek
I totally agree with you. I'm on your side in this case. All these are humans. There is always something very true about our humans. Everyone tries to prove what he/she likes is best. And this fight will last forever. Life is such a nice game. But some people will win it for sure.
I don't fine any reason why you should hate the "habees" in the maldives. All what they are trying to do is, follow what their creator has revealed to them as a form of life. Only that they differ in their opinions when their is no clear guidance on issues. So whats the problem? Those who does not believe in God, may be depressed about them, but we see them as good people, and we dont judge the ISLAM from the actions of few muslims. The WAY (ISLAM) is the only true way, even if those who practice it are not properly following its guidlines. IS that right?
totally agree with the simple truth u r talking abt plus i enjoy ur writing too :)
by readin some of the comments, i feel like some of the readers is having trouble receiving the writer's message...
i feel like u made ur point very clear by simply showing hw the extremists always come up with weird assumptions and generalizes it to the public forcing them to believe the most pathetic bullshit. no body has the right to influence some one else's beliefs with lies, just like hw religious extremists doest have the right to lie in the name of religion. but this is being done all the time; lies in the name of religion and God.... wonder wats gonna happen to them when they die and have to meet their Creator and answer for all the lies they created in the name of true religion...
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